Scurvy is a typical punk rock star, who is the ex-boyfriend of Zee. He first appeared when he scared DJ. He is a minor antagonist who appears for only a short amount of time. He appears again at the end of the movie. He is also addicted to pretty much every substance on the planet, including cocaine, heroin, crack, beer, scurvy, lemmon, memes, the internet, this wiki, lists, irony, vandalism, the number 3, disrespecting women, repeatedly having his wiki page vandalized, 3 seconds on the clock, an in your face disgrace, repetition, repetition, Inconsistency, bad grammer, you're mom, irony, repetition, lists, running out of ideas, spam, irony, repetition, captain cold, randomness, spam, irony, repetition, no longer being funny, irony, spam, repetion, spelling mistakes, you name it.
Scurvy is very mean-spirited and rebellious. He often pulls pranks and he listens to heavy metal music. He acts very harsh towards DJ, and lacks "respect for women".
Constance Attack Edit
Upon being kicked out of the Walters house by Elizabeth, Scurvy drunkenly walked across the street to Mr Nebbercracker's house. Standing on the edge of the grass, he threw his empty bottle across the lawn to no response, leading him to believe that Nebbercracker had indeed passed away like Elizabeth had suggested. Delighted by the idea, he began to taunt Nebbercracker as he vandalized the lawn. Scurvy was interrupted however, when the door of the house swung open and he saw his old red kite floating in the doorway. Entranced by it, he walked all the way up his kite and grabbed it, only to have the house suck him up and slam the door behind him.